Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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