There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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