he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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