My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
