with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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