bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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