dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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