I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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