kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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