Do you still have your period?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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