So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
