He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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