At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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