the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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