He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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