Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
40s are totally the cure
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
