im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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