how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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