i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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