i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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