and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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