So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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