Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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