she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
soo... how was my night?
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