My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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