Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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