i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Are my feet made of real feet?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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