Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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