anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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