I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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