help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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