thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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