WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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