bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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