He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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