sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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