I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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