OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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