apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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