oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
