I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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