Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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