she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
they're like a gay fantastic four
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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