I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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