you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
