I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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