is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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