I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
