How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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