Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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