Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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