Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
