whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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